Benjicino

Happy Birthday to the man that starts talking like a 3 year old whenever he sees a dog. Happy Birthday to the man that makes 2000 friends per night out. Happy Birthday to the most optimistic person the world has ever seen.

We all have that friend that asks something and stops listening when we’re about to answer. Benji is different. He’d ask something and not only not listen to what you say, he’d also come up with something outright different and forget he even asked something.

Benji is that guy you can’t hate although you want to chop of his head 20 times per day. He’s the one who greets you with ‘I hate you so much’. He’s also the one who breaks everything he touches but insults you when you try to take it off him. He’s the guy who has to steal something everywhere he goes.

Yes that is a parasol, weighing 30kg at least. Thank you Duke’s night.

There are tons of stories that tell a lot about his complete lack of fucks Benji gives when he’s drunk. In case you don’t know we have this squad, the ‘Zeerren’
Anyway, we had this maskot we all really liked, Benji loved it, he would punch anyone who’d touch it. But one day…

R.I.P PETER
…and today this motherfucker is turning 18.

Happy Birthday shithead. First person to make coffee lounge stuff change their cappuccino to Benjicino, probably your only achievement. Love you
CK

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